I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize