the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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