Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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