Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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