He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
FUCK WHALES
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