I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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