why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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