i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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