JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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