im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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