if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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