OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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