Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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