This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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