Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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