We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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