He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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