sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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