You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
