You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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