tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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