just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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