it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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