I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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