whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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