Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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