Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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