Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
