so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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