let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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