Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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