please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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