The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.