Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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