I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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