he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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