yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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