Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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