dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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