New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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