i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
