Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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