Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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