other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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