if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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