sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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