i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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