did you get engaged???
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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