Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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