I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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