You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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