I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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