Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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