I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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