she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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