the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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