Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
