Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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