I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
