it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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