I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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