i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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